Locksmith Manchester is usually totally serious with marketing advice in these articles but its time for a little laugh too.
 
One Call Too Many – This week Ive had one phone call too many from telemarketing people, trying to sell me everything from time share flats on a Turkish beach, to shares in a drug company making erection pills.
 
Glad to say I dont need either but thats not the point.  While I sometimes feel sorry for the kids on the other end struggling to get a bit of commission income, they are an imposition on my time and privacy.
 
Kicking Back – Getting a call on something of genuine interest, might be OK.  After all, these days its not easy to stay off databases that try to monitor your interests.  Does it happen to you? I wonder.  IN any case, if you are of independent mind, what you might need you can find on the web soon enough anyway, without being pushed into it.  So this article is mostly all about ‘kicking back’.  I mean why not get the telemarketeers to hang up on you – and quick – not the other way round? It all becomes a little boring especially at Locksmiths Manchester...!
 
Heres How – Money lenders, Tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and could use some money.
Overly Familiar Opening Lines – If they start out with, ‘How are you today?’, say ‘im so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care and I have all these problems.  My arthritis is acting up, my bottom is sore, my dog just died and ......’

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