Through fits of giggles Locksmith Manchester propose – After they’ve given their spiel, ask them to marry you.  When they get all flustered, tell them that you cant just give your credit card details to a complete stranger.
 
A Neat Trick – fellow Locksmiths Manchester Colleagues, Tell them that  you work for the same company and that they cant sell to fellow employees.  Too Busy – Say you are busy at the moment and ask if they will give you their home phone number so you can call them back.  When they explain that they cannot give out their home phone number say, ‘I suppose you dont want anyone bothering you at home either, right?’
 
Repeats – when they pause at the end of every comment, expecting you to say something that’ll help them move on to their next comment, just say, ‘Can you repeat that please?’  Dinner – Tell them its dinner time but ask if they would please hold.  Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to to eat your leisure.  Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.  Depression – Tell them you are pleased they just rang you as you are wondering whether to take the whole bottle of prozac in front of you as you are so depressed.  Friendship  - Insist that the caller is really your friend Jim or Cindy.  ‘Come on Jim/Cindy, stop it! I know its you.  Seriously Jim/Cindy hows your mum by the way?’

Oh the fun and games that Locksmith Manchester have! Ha.